Yoooooo

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

(via highwaymermaid)

My anaconda just isn’t feeling well today

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you

(via drakemoji)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via highwaymermaid)

Help